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Well, a friend. Hmph. You know I'm not quite sure what defines a friend. You see, a friend is an open and vague term. There's...

Now, when it comes to our time honored, heartily tested, American tradition of pledging our allegiance, there are a few disputes. I...

You see, a lemon is one of those bitter moments in your life where things just don't seem to play out right. It's a moment of disgust....

No, I'm still not selling anything and I still don't offer any services. I do however, have authority from our conductor Jesus to let you...

Look, nobody's perfect. We make mistakes, all of us. There will surely come a time when you ask yourself "Am I doing the right thing?"....

I've been told you should always have a destination anytime you enter a mode of transportation. That sounds like good advice to me....

Sometimes to find a nugget of truth you just have to look inside. It doesn't do you any good just looking at a book. You have to read it....

HAPPY VETERAN'S DAY! Here on the Holy Roller Express we like to honor everyone for their contributions. Now, veterans are so important...

This is less fiction than I planned but it does take place on the Holy Roller Express! November 5th came and went. Donald Trump was...

For Starters thank you for your patience. We needed a day to breath, relax, and mourn the loss of some of our brothers and sisters. A day...

Listen, I suppose I owe you an explanation. About why my opinion matters. It's an eclectic set of rules, put forth by our founding...

Election Day, Election Day So great I said it twice Election Day, Election Day Boy, does that sound nice It rings off the tongue Like a...

Look we've got some preventative maintenance on the American train cars and parts of the upcoming track as well. there's going to be some...

This is going to be an incredibly hard tale for me to unfold. It's true you see. But told through the lens of my fiction. The Holy Roller...

The train is still hurtling at breakneck speed toward oblivion. The rails screech like they are crying out when we go around certain...

Now remember, I have no ill will and I'm not here to give anyone a hard time. This is simply an observation built upon years of...

I'm excited about this one. Now don't anyone go and start hating me for what I'm about to witness. It's just my honest to goodness take...

Ok listen up passengers and crew! This is going to come as a shock to some of you but today is the day our adventure ends and departs....